Oh. my. god. I cannot believe how ridiculously absurd this story is. I mean, I know it’s serious and all, someone apparently driving 1000 miles in diapers so she wouldn’t have to stop and go to the bathroom in order to get to her victim’s house on time, but the steel mallet? the buck knife? the BB gun? The fact that the would-be murderer was an Astronaut?!? And there’s even more far out weird details I haven’t mentioned!
Don’t anyone ever tell me life is boring.